Sunday, January 31, 2010

Typical Town Talk

Man: Hey, Boy! How ya been??? Hain't seen you in awhile.

Young Man: Been good. Been good.

Man: You cut a lot of brush off my place.

Young Man: Yeah.

Young Woman: He came home real tanned.

Man: I bet he came home real worn out too! He cleared ALOT of brush off my place. So, what you doing now???

Young Man: I drive school bus sometimes.

Man: Good. Good. This here your wife???

Young Man: Naw. She's just my girlfriend. This here's *Betty Rae Smith.

Man: I know'd some Smiths. You know *Roger Smith??? Or *Raymond Smith??? I used to run around with them boys.

Young Man: I know'd Roger but not Raymond.

Young Woman: Raymond's Roger's daddy. I grew up with 'em.

Young Man: Well, we best be going. Good to see ya.

Man: Yeah. Good to see you too! Tell your mama and daddy Hi for me.

Young Man: I will. Bye.

Young Woman: Bye.


*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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